[Speaking
through a microphone]
“Good morning students and faculty, If I could have your attention please. As
you may, or may not know, Principal Cambell will not be here for the rest of
the week due to a throat infection. Leaving me, assistant principal Dunbar, as
the school’s lone administrator for the next few days.”
“Though the
policies set forth by Principal Cambell will remain the same, there will be
some additional regulations you must also follow.”
“Number one
- smoking outside the administration building will only be allowed during lunch
periods.”
“Number two
- the girls’ showering facilities will be moved from the locker room into my
inner office where I can watch the girls wash their breasts and buttocks while
I play with myself.”
“Number
three - while showering, none of the girls will be allowed to snicker or laugh
at the size of my genitalia. Eye contact with me is also prohibited.”
“Number
four - girls are encouraged to wash each other freely as I build towards
orgasm.”
“Number
five - while I am ejaculating, the boys gymnastic team must undress each other
spread eagle in front of me and satisfy each other orally until I have
completed ejaculating.”
“Finally,
rule number six - any student caught writing graffiti or defacing school
property will be automatically suspended, unless they are masturbating.”
“If you
have any questions about these new regulations, I will be in my office spanking
it with a thumb up my ass.”
“Good day”
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