Download mp3 - Haunted house : Elvira Mistress Of The Dark
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It’s dark and you’re alone
the house begins to moan
the windows starts to slam
and the doors commence to jam
All a’ sudden the lights go out
there’s terror all about
You think you’ve gone insane
when somebody calls your name
Then you hear the sound of footsteps echo in the hall
but when you open up the door there’s noone there at all.
Was that just the wind or someone creepin’ up the stairs
you get so nervous that you nearly mess your underwears
you never been so scared
By the sound of something strange
the rattle of bones and chains
and you get misgivin’s livin’ in a haunted house.
There’s scratchin’ at the door
feel the heartbeat through the floor.
it’s a ghostly rythym, livin’ in a haunted house.
The plates and silverware
go flyin’ through the air
feel a hand around your neck
and you become a nervous wreck.
You jump into your bed
pull the covers over your head
you think it’s just a dream
until you hear somebody scream.
You heart jumps up into your throat
you’re paralyzed with fear
then you hear a demon voice say
“GET OUT OF HERE!”
You start to run but there is nowhere left for you to hide
You realize you’re standin’ in the spot where someone died.. you’re terrified!
By the sound of something strange
the rattle of bones and chains
and you get misgivin’s livin’ in a haunted house.
There’s scratchin’ at the door
hear the heartbeat through the floor.
Yeah the ghosts got rythym, livin’ in a haunted house.
...and the ghosts go...
*Ghostly voices*”OooooOoooOooOoHHHoHOooOoOHhhHOooOhhh”
...mmmmmm that’s sounds so good its scary....
*Ghostly voices*”OooooOoooOooOoHHHoHOooOoOHhhHOooOhhh”
Suddenly the phone rings,
“Hello! Elvira, Mistress of the Dark...Hello?”
**Heavy breathing**
“Hello? Who is this?”
**Heavy breathing then a dial tone**
*Gasp* “Omigawd! The line’s been cut!
The phone....
its...
its.....
DEAD!”
*Elvira screams*AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!
And the sound of something strange
the rattle of bones and chains
and you get misgivin’s livin’ in a haunted house.
There’s scratchin’ at the door
hear the heartbeat through the floor.
And you’re just not wanted, its a haunted house.
“Know what I’m sayin’?
Yeah boy this house is buggin’.
Okay okay...hey can you ghosts keep it DOWN PLEASE?
I’m trying to get some sleep here.”
“EWWWWWW!! Okay who SLIMED my PILLOW? YUCK!
And whoever wrote ‘YOU’RE DEAD’ in blood on the bathroom mirror, I want it
cleaned up before I get up in the morning.”
“Hey...hey! Hey....heyheyhey, let’s not get fresh here okay?”
“Oh hey, c’mon stop! STOP! **Elvira giggles** That TICKLES!!”
“NO stooOPP!! Stop it!” **Elvira laughs**
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