[Submitted by orlock@vci.net]
**TV REPORT from Night of the Living Dead**
“A widespread investigation of reports from funeral homes, morgues, and
hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead are coming back to life seeking
human victims.”
*door creeks*
“Oh HI you guys! Come on IN!”
Zombie stomp.
Zombie stomp.
Zombie stomp.
Zombie stomp.
“OUCH!”
Well the airs is cold
and the sky is blood red
it’s a perfect night
for the dancin’ undead.
Everybody’s comin’ from miles around
headin’ for that zombie stompin’ ground.
So I’m callin’ all you corpses
and all you kids
this is one party where we all
flip our lids..
Off our coffins that IS!
Zombies stompin’!
Stomp stomp!
Zombies chompin’!
Chomp chomp!
Bodies are steamin’
Victims are screamin’
doin’ the zombie stomp.
ZOMBIE STOMP.
Faces you ain’t seen in years
are poppin’ up from the grave.
They’re shakin’ and a breakin’
while the banshee band raves.
Struttin’ so proud
in their newest rags
there’s some fine dirty dancin’
by some toothless old hags.
GET DOWN GIRLS!
It’s a monster rally
hope I see ya’ there
when the zombies party
it’s better than
your worst nightmare.
And believe me, I’VE had some GOOD ONES!
Zombies stompin’!
Stomp stomp!
Zombies chompin’!
Chomp chomp!
Bodies are steamin’
Victims are screamin’
doin’ the zombie stomp.
ZOMBIE STOMP.
**Faint screams**
“Hope yer’ hungry...”
**Grumbling, snorting, and growling noises interspursed with an “MMMMMM” or
two**
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
STOMP
“Well, here I go boots are you ready? Yah? Then start stompin!”
Zombie stomp.
Zombie stomp.
Zombie stomp.
Zombie stomp.
“OUCH! That was my FOOT!”
**TV REPORT from Night of the Living Dead**
“Yeah they’re dead...they’re...all messed up...”
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