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These are the facts (from the lazyboy)
So help me God
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
The bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
Did you know, that 1 out of 4 americans has appeared on tv?
Did you know, 61% of all hits on the internet are on sex-sites? Every day 21
newborn babies will be given to the wrong parents The average person swallows 8
spiders in a year Cannabis is the most widely abused drugs in the world The
average person laughs 13 times a day Elvis was originally blonde The average
age of first intercourse is 15.3 years old The average erect penis is 5.2
inches long and 4.2 inches circumcised Eskimoes use refrigerators to keep food
from freezing 41% of all people take people with curly hair less seriously 20%
of all females have had at least 1 homosexual experience Did you know, that
there is no such thing as an anti-wrinkle creme?
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts
of the life that we live This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This
is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are, are, are, are, are...
22% of the time, a pizza will arrive faster then an ambulance in Great Britain
96% of all women have at one time in their life faked an orgasm 3 people die
every year, testing if a 9 volt battery works on their tongue The ‘guinness
book of records’ holds the record for being the most stolen book in the public
libraries butterflies taste with their feet 5% of the population is gay The
world’s best known word is ‘okay’ the second most well-know word is ‘coca-cola’
the giraffe can clean its ears with its tongue charles Chaplin once won 3rd
place in a ‘charles chaplin look-a-like contest’ In 1995 a japanese trawler
sank because a russian cargo plane dropped a living cow from 30,000 feet Only
one book has been printed in more copies than the Bible: The IKEA-catalogue
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is
the bare facts of the life we live
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is These are the facts
of the life that we live This is who we are the facts of the life we live this
is who we are, this is what we do, this is who we are...
1 cigarette takes away five minutes of a person’s life
In 1950 we were 3 billion people on the earth.
today we are 6 billion people.
(time is ticking, ticking, yeah...)
‘Donald Duck’was banned ik Finland, because he doesn’t wear pants 74% of all
nudist-females are nudists because their husbands are nudists More people die
from a champagne cork popping, than from poison spiders 21% of all traffic accidents
happen because the driver falls asleep Did you know that originally a Danish
guy invented the burglar alarm. Unfortunately it got stolen.
This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah, yeah,
yeah,yeah... This is who we are, this is what we do, this is what it is Yeah,
yeah... This is who we are Bare facts of the life we live This is who we are,
this is what we do this is who we are, this is what we do
So help me God
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