- Alas, here come the hypochondriacs to wait with you in the lobby
- An extra piece of dead meat
- Anything Jesus does I can do better
- Backbones of Jack Asses
- Brand new set of teeth
- Bring your 65 Italian carbine
- Can we get another nail in the coffin of culture theft?
- Captain Gaydar it’s time to wind your clock again
- Cattle mutilation
- Dog without a collar (Run over red rover)
- Earwax halo manufactured for the champion in all of us
- File under ‘Soft core seizures’
- Fixed companionship, ghost town irrationality
- Get off the cross the wood is needed
- Gluing carpet to your genitals does not make you a cantaloupe
- Hairspray suppository
- Half-eaten sausage would you like to see you in his office, the
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- High-maintenance libido, bring the whole family
- How to become a virgin
- How to build a pessimistic lie detector
- Identity exchange program rectum return policy
- Kill Roger Hedgecock
- Late for a double date with a oile of atoms in the water closet
- Listen, the mighty ear is here
- Live from the Russian compound
- Moth-eaten deer head
- Nice tranquil thumb in mouth
- Normal run of the muck (Compensation for conversation)
- Pickup truck full of forty minutes
- Priest with the sexually transmitted diseases, get out of my bed
- Psst! Is that a halfie in your pants?
- Pulling the Christmas pig by the wrong pair of ear
- Recyclable body fluids in human form
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- Siphoning projectiles during selective amnesia
- Skin graft at seventy-five miles an hour
- Solar panel asses
- Spitting in the faces of fools as a source of nutrition
- Straight from the horses mouth
- Stucco obelisiks labelled as trees
- Teenage mustache
- The perils of believing in round squares
- This is radio surgery
- Turning your merchandise into a ripped wall of mini-abs
- Twenty-three full-time cowboys
- Twenty-three lubed up schizophrenics with delusions of grandeur
- Well I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
- Wet dream war machine
- Wet-nurse syndrome hand-me-down display case
- Who wants a dose of the clap?
- Your mantel disguised as a psychic sasquatch
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