There’s no
stoppin’ the cretins from hoppin’
You gotta keep it beatin’
For all the hoppin’ cretins.
Cretin! Cretin!
I’m gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won’t stop
Doin’ the Cretin Hop.
Cretin! Cretin!
1-2-3-4
Cretins wanna hop some more
4-5-6-7
All good cretins go to heaven.
(Rrepeat)